Lasith (lasith) wrote,
Lasith
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The Gospel According To Las (LAzaRex)

If I was a politician I would try to be a leader of a Church...I would call it the Church of Unification...I would say that I was sent by God to Unite all religions...That I was both the antichrist and messiah. I would say it was my Manifest Destiny to be King of the World...God on Earth...Some crazy person would kill me and I would be immortal as a Martyr...So one believer named Melissa Gagnon would be my messenger. How powerful a message would it be if I was dead...Nous Gagnons parce que je suis ton vie...I am the life of you...Of Humanity...I would say I am the Living God...My word is the word...the holy word...The Gospel

From Alpha to Omega, And back again...From 0 to 1 and back to 0, From a to Z and back to A,  That is all there is...A return from the brink...A return to the beginning, after the end...When all hope is gone...Only can you be saved...God Bless, Allah too, Jehovah is the only true name of God...Pick a side...You already have...And let the Agnostics have their day...On the 1st day of the last month, Of the 6 year in the new Millenium...I sent my 911...To help me...To come to Edmonton the new Jeruselum...For every woman to hate men, The new war of the 21st century...The battle of the sexes...Canada wil prevail...For it is Israel...Picked by God to be the fortress...Where two great nations fromed two great nations...Quebec and Canada...Canada by the British, Quebec by the french...They war to this day...The Liberals will Unite the world...The conservatives will destroy it.  I will be the new Liberal Premier of the Province of Alberta...The new Leader of the Liberal party of Canada...And King of the New United Kingdom...One God...One Man, One World...Mine

Then I would spread the propaganda around the world...Spread it like a cancer...Through Facebook, Through MSN messenger, through GMAIL...And you know what? I could me more powerful than Christ...I would be a holy warrior...Spreading Excalibur on a Holy Jihad against anyone I chose...I choose...

Beware me...Fear me...Fear God...Fear Me...Kill me and see my immortality spread...Watch my insanity allow me to say anything that no one in Humanity dares. Haha...Don't you see the powere of Quatenary industry? Of propaganda...Of GMAIL, MSN Messenger...OF FACEBOOK...OF LIVEJOURNAL...

Haha...World War III is here...It will be fought on these screens and the minds of all you toy soldiers...Because I am M&M...I am 2000....I was here at the Millenium...I was motherfuckers...I was here...God was here...Because I am Jesus...I am GOD, King OF England, Leader of the Reunited Commonewealth, Canada Australia, China, USA, all my subjects...Hehe Motherfuckers...It's a fucking cult....

That is my power...To spread lies....To spread the seed of the Devil...Till someone kills...Me and then I will be Just like Jesus...In heaven laughing at you with 2000 virgins...Suckers...

By Lazarex, The Ice Dragon, God of Forever
Lasith Roshantha Witharana
Spread the Word of GOD...Spread the Sith Word...

The Revenge of the Sith is Definate...It is the Titanic End...

It is T4...Judgement Day

If God had a name what would it be?
And would you call it to his face?
If you were faced with him
In all his glory
What would you ask if you had just one question?

*And yeah, yeah, God is great
Yeah, yeah, God is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah

What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home

If God had a face what would it look like?
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that
you would have to believe
in things like heaven and in Jesus and the saints
and all the prophets (*)

Trying to make his way home
Back up to heaven all alone
Nobody calling on the phone
'cept for the Pope maybe in Rome(*)

Just trying to make his way home
Like a holy rolling stone
Back up to heaven all alone
Just trying to make his way home
Nobody calling on the phone
'cept for the Pope maybe in Rome

AMEN...Let it BE...Let it BE...I bless
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