Logician

Hypothesis: All odd numbers are prime

Proof:

If a proof exists, then the hypothesis must be true

The proof exists; you're reading it now.

From 1 and 2 follows that all odd numbers are prime

Physicist

3 is a prime

5 is a prime

7 is a prime

9 is not prime, experimental error

Mathematician

3 is a prime

5 is a prime

7 is a prime

by induction all the rest are prime

Engineer

3 is a prime

5 is a prime

7 is a prime

9 is a prime

If necessity is the mother of invention

Then I'd like to kill the guy who invented this

The numbers come together in some kind of 3rd dimension

A regular algebraic bliss.

Let's start with something simple

Like one and one ain't three

And two plus two will never get you five

There's fractions in my subtraction

And X don't equal Y

But my homework is bound to multiply

Math sucks (math sucks)

Math sucks (math sucks)

I'd like to burn this textbook, I hate this stuff so much!

Math sucks (math sucks)

Math sucks (math sucks)

Sometimes I think that I don't know that much--But math sucks!

I got so bored with my homework

I turned on the T.V.

The beauty contest winners were all smiling through their teeth

They asked the new Miss America "Hey babe, can you add up all those bucks?"

She looked puzzled then just said, "Math Sucks!"

Math sucks (math sucks)

Math sucks (math sucks)

You don't even have to spell it, all you have to do is yell it

Math sucks (math sucks)

Math sucks (math sucks)

Sometimes I think that I don't know that much--But math sucks!

Geometry, trigonometry, and if that don't tax your brain

There are numbers to big to be named (too big to be named)

Numerical precision is a science with a mission

And I think it's gonna drive me insane

Parents fighting with their children and the Congress can't agree,

Teachers and their students are all jousting constantly

Management and labor keep rattling old sabers,

Quacking like those Peabody ducks

Math sucks (quack quack)

Math sucks (quack quack)

You don't even have to spell it, all you have to do is yell it!

Math sucks (math sucks)

Math sucks (math sucks)

Sometimes I think that I don't know that much--But math sucks!

Math sucks, math sucks, math sucks the big one

Math sucks, math sucks, math sucks the big one