February 19th, 2009

My Thoughts go Faster Than the Speed of Light! - To Show you where it ALL BEGAN!

You Ask yourself...Self why does LaZ talk with the Lord Saviour Almighty God and I do not?  Well you just tell yourself it is because I was abused as a child.  I plainly got beaten up since I was a child.  For not knowing how to spell elephant, for not collecting my paper delivery money properly, for losing my glass string at the back of my glasses, for bad grades, for being someone other than my mother, for just being a kid.  So I started talking to the only person I could...GOD...With a chant I heard at Bishop Savaryn which is rated the Best Elementary in Canada.

The chant goes like this:

Πάτερ ἡμῶν ὁ ἐν τοῖς οὐρανοῖς·
ἁγιασθήτω τὸ ὄνομά σου·
ἐλθέτω ἡ βασιλεία σου·
γενηθήτω τὸ θέλημά σου, ὡς ἐν οὐρανῷ καὶ ἐπὶ τῆς γῆς·
τὸν ἄρτον ἡμῶν τὸν ἐπιούσιον δὸς ἡμῖν σήμερον·
καὶ ἄφες ἡμῖν τὰ ὀφειλήματα ἡμῶν,
ὡς καὶ ἡμεῖς ἀφίεμεν τοῖς ὀφειλέταις ἡμῶν·
καὶ μὴ εἰσενέγκῃς ἡμᾶς εἰς πειρασμόν,
ἀλλὰ ῥῦσαι ἡμᾶς ἀπὸ τοῦ πονηροῦ.
[Ὅτι σοῦ ἐστιν ἡ βασιλεία καὶ ἡ δύναμις καὶ ἡ δόξα εἰς τοὺς αἰῶνας. ἀμήν.]

But: This is what it is now:

Our Father, who art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done,
On earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from evil.
[For thine is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen.]

And so at a tender age I prayed everyday for his assistance...And he provided...In abundance He provided...He gave me the ability to see into the future, He gave me a raging mind that was smarter than any human ever created, he gave me madness, I am the evolution of humanity itself, My thoughts go faster than the speed of light (To show you where it all began).  Because I know what deja vu is...The creation of fate and destiny...By yourself...Do not think that God puts you on this Earth to suffer...He puts you on this Earth to help Humanity...To be Selfless and not Selfish...So I'm going to help you idiots reach enlightenment...Like I did in March 1998 (2 Years before the Millenium, 3 years before the 911 call).  I would have shown you the way then...But now I have more power...I have grown my tentacles all over the world, Through the University of Alberta, Thorugh Old Scona Academic High School, Through the Internet...Through YOU!  Now you will see how mighty I am...How I have created myself from nothing...From 0 to 10 in an Instant. 0 to X...For I am L and I was here before MM when people were searching for GOD...I was here (2 Years before the Millenium, 3 years before the 911 call)

For when I called to God he answered...I marvelled at it...but I never stopped praying...Until I reached Enlightenment...And now I am Half God, Half Child, Half Man...That is the beauty of Allah, Jehovah and Zeus...1 + 1 Still is One.





en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord%27s_Prayer




Collapse )

The First Sermon - Of The New Buddha


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Buddha


 "You Can Not Step To The Same River Twice"  says:
aaah
 "You Can Not Step To The Same River Twice"  says:
wordup?
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
LOL
 "You Can Not Step To The Same River Twice"  says:
 
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
You have learnt a lot of English Hamadroo
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
Oyage Intelligence Hondai!
 "You Can Not Step To The Same River Twice"  says:
 
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
Amoothoi
 "You Can Not Step To The Same River Twice"  says:
lol
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
Komada oya mama hamboonay
 "You Can Not Step To The Same River Twice"  says:
mata mathaka nane
 "You Can Not Step To The Same River Twice"  says:
 
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
Mamath mathake nahai
 "You Can Not Step To The Same River Twice"  says:
oya canada da?
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
Oyage molai kewa mama hambana
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
Owe
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
Mama Edmonton, Alberta
 "You Can Not Step To The Same River Twice"  says:
 
 "You Can Not Step To The Same River Twice"  says:
ic
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
Oyata gift eka mama denang
 "You Can Not Step To The Same River Twice"  says:
me in states
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
Mage kalpana
 "You Can Not Step To The Same River Twice"  says:
what
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
http://lasith.livejournal.com/
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
May God Bless You Hamadroo
 "You Can Not Step To The Same River Twice"  says:
 
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
Where is your temple...  If it is not in your heart then your mind will be poisened
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
poisoned*
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
I am the next Buddha
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
You found me and I have found you
 "You Can Not Step To The Same River Twice"  says:
me the god
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
May the blessings of the triple jem be upon you
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
You must not speak lies
 "You Can Not Step To The Same River Twice"  says:
same to u weewaa!!!
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
You know nothing if you utter untruths
 "You Can Not Step To The Same River Twice"  says:
i am not
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
You make fools with your lies...Of yourself and others
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
You must purify your mind and heart
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
Only then will you reach Nibbana
 "You Can Not Step To The Same River Twice"  says:
what is Nibbana?
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
Je SaiS, Je ne sais pas pourquoi, mait Je Sais
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
Nibbana is Nirvana
 "You Can Not Step To The Same River Twice"  says:
where is it?
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
This is my last birth
 "You Can Not Step To The Same River Twice"  says:
i wanna go there
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
You will if you become my disciple
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
Visit me in Edmonton
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
I will teach you
 "You Can Not Step To The Same River Twice"  says:
 
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
It is a pilgrimage
 "You Can Not Step To The Same River Twice"  says:
teach me here
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
To attain your enlightenment
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
What would you like to know
 "You Can Not Step To The Same River Twice"  says:
what is nirwana?
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
 o you dream
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
Nirvana is Enlightenment
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
To see the past and the future both
 "You Can Not Step To The Same River Twice"  says:
what is enlightenment?
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
When both combine...In March 1998 I obtained this gift
 "You Can Not Step To The Same River Twice"  says:
why do we see past and future?
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
It is when I started writing the gift I gave you
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
We see it in our dreams... Deja Vu
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
It is the link between our future self and past self
 "You Can Not Step To The Same River Twice"  says:
dreams are not true
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
They are
 "You Can Not Step To The Same River Twice"  says:
no
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
The mind is more powerful than our waking self
 £â§ïŧħ - LAZ - Killing Two Birds with One Machine Gun!  says:
You must meditate in order to control your dreams, control your future... Destroy your past

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitter_Sweet_Symphony



"Bittersweet Symphony"

'Cause it's a bittersweet symphony, this life
Try to make ends meet
You're a slave to money then you die
I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down
You know the one that takes you to the places
where all the veins meet yeah,

No change, I can change
I can change, I can change
But I'm here in my mold
I am here in my mold
But I'm a million different people
from one day to the next


Collapse )