October 10th, 2004

When I'm Up I Can't Get Down!

My Damn computer messed up and I lost all that I had typed! So I'll do an abbreviated version...Great Big Sea was Awesome...So much fun and the crowd was great...Proud to call myself a member...Yesterday we had Alex, Bryon, Kevin and Arif Over...Farouq fell asleep...I whooped all their asses at poker...It wasn't for money though...Saeed made great efforts and is a gutsy player...But maybe you need to learn the rules a little better...As for my Friend Hugh he has been given some more attention from the lovely Cristean...And so I write the great Canadian Folk Song...Who is our protagonist? HUGH!

Hugh came from the East to conquer the West
Cristean was the first to Join in the Quest
The women were in Love with his Curly Mane
He was king of their love and still he reigns

Today after waking up at 6pm in my friendly bed in the lounge we went to the concert and had a fantastic time...Serious note...Jimmy Rankin made a plea for World Vision...I join in his hope...For hope to become reality we must act...I hope you do...

www.worldvision.ca

Afterwards we met up with Kevin and Farouq along with me and Arif and Hugh...The most interesting, exciting and happy news arrived to me after some debate whether to utter the words...It went something like this..."Should we tell him?"..."tell me what?"...Rubbing my hands..."tell me you pussies!"..."I don't know...it's pretty bad..."..."Wawawewa...you must tell me you cowards!!" "Well at the last hockey game you played in someone asked me a question" "He said is that Guy Handi-capped?!" Kevin said..."No, not really"...That is the best...not really...Then the guy said..."You have to be kidding me...He must be handi-capped!" That was the best conversation ever! I am so happy just thinking about it right now...My Lethargy and inadequate effort along with Bad play has resulted in me being considered...in ways physically and mentally in defect...People will definately roll with that...The big Mo....momentum

Time to talk about Jib Jab... It has come as a huge shock that no one has discovered this...And the fact is after a pilgramage to hear the utterence of "Wawawewa" there is no better place to go on the net than to hear the words of JibJab...

www.jibjab.com


Below are the lyrics for the JibJab (http://www.jibjab.com) parody of This Land.

(Bush)

    This land is your land
    This land is my land
    I'm a Texas tiger
    You're a liberal wiener
    I'm a great crusader
    You're Herman Munster
    This land will surely vote for me

(Kerry)

    This land is your land
    This land my land
    I'm an intellectual
    You're a stupid dumbass
    I'm a purple heart winner
    And yes it's true I won it thrice
    This land will surely vote for me

(Bush)

    You have more waffles
    Than a house of pancakes
    You offer flip flops
    I offer tax breaks
    You're a UN Pussy
    And yes it's true that I kick ass, HAH
    This land will surely vote for me

(Kerry)

    You can't say nuclear
    That really scares me
    Sometimes a brain can
    Come in quite handy
    But it's not gonna help you
    Because I won three purple hearts
    This land will surely vote for me

(Bush)

    You're a liberal sissy

(Kerry)

    You're a right wing nutjob

(Bush)

    You're a pinko commie

(Kerry)

    You're dumb as a doornob

(Bush)

    Hey, you got that botox

(Kerry)

    But I still won three purple hearts

(Both)

    This land will surely vote for me

(Native American)

    This land was my land

(Chorus of Voices)

    But now it's our land

(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

    From California

(Bill Clinton)

    To the New York I-*Slap* whatido?

(Kerry)

    From liberal wieners

(Bush)

    To right wing nutjobs

(Both)

    This land belongs
    This land belongs
    This land belongs to you and me

(Bush)

    Oh and Dick Cheney too

That's good....

Now let's listen to another song...It's funny and it has to do with my finding out I'm Handi-capped...

I'm An Asshole
by Dennis Leary

Album    :
Submitted by    : James Low
Corrected by    : James


Folks, Id like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon, we dont know

Im just a regular Joe, with a regular job
Im your average white, suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just aint enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no, no way, uh uh)
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense
(woah  yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"

Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces


Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe theyre right when they tell me Im wrong
Nah

Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

You know what Im gonna do
Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And make brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)
And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers
Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why, because weve got the bombs, thats why
2 words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tiananmen  Square
and it wont make a lick of difference
Because weve got the bombs, OK?
John Wayne's not dead, hes frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
Were gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why,
Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times
Thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be!
I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes,
and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey,
and drive down to Texas and say.....

(Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!)
Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Everybody
A-S-S-H-O-L-E

Im an asshole and Im proud of it

This has the possibility to be the best journal ever!....I'd like to thank my three mutual friends...
flymonk321 and
</span>dhruhini
and
</span>anita_muffin

I'm learning so much now...


Wawawewa....

Let It Roll...We Kicking the Ass. all the way to Nov. 2

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